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"According to the video replay, the finger print analyse, and the pathologists' report...giving you the red card is justified."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Benedict Cumberbatch

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Housekeeping?!"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

Filming Christmas

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."

May I have the envelope, please?

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

"I love my luvvie."