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"According to the video replay, the finger print analyse, and the pathologists' report...giving you the red card is justified."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Housekeeping?!"

What's an Imax cave?

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Filming Christmas

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

Film Star Robert de Niro

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

May I have the envelope, please?

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

"I love my luvvie."