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Youtube just made it impossible for me to earn a living from my channel! How so? It used to be you needed 10,000 views of your videos, and then they'd start running ads on your channel. Now you need 4,000 hours of watch-time and 1,000 subscribers! It took me a year to get 10,000 views, and then the bottom drops out! I'm missing out on $400/year now, according to Social Blade. Have you ever heard something that you just know would've made zero sense if you'd heard it ten years ago? First Facebook

'Modern Day Tourist'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Evolution.

Cut!

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

What's an Imax cave?

Reese Witherspoon

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Werewolves of London..."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

Giant slug attacks a city

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Star Wars Audience

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Which part are you reading for?"

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Blockbuster Billion Club

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!