Logophile Pillows

Alternative collective animal names

"Hey, you know those collective nouns are just a bunch of crap, right?"

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Thinking Gears

Victor Hugo

Edgar Allen Poe

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

The Dorrie Decimal System

'Here's MY information highway!'

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Sundial Time

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

George Orwell

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

When Engineers Crack.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Literary Canines.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

Staff Yearbook

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

Litterary Dogs.