Vinophile Pillows

'Don't tell me, I know this one. Is it wine?'

Wine list

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

'£17 a bottle. It must be a fairly good wine.'

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

Wine Dracula

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Orchestra.

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

At the rock concert...

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Fossil record player.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

Antonio Vivaldi

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Redhead

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Groovy Baby

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Music for car stereos

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

No Bruch!

Petrarch