Vinophile Gifts

'Don't tell me, I know this one. Is it wine?'

Wine list

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

'£17 a bottle. It must be a fairly good wine.'

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

Wine Dracula

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Orchestra.

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

At the rock concert...

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Fossil record player.

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

Antonio Vivaldi

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"You know you're getting old when..."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Redhead

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Groovy Baby

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

Couple sharing earbuds.

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

No Bruch!