Vinophile Virtuoso Gifts

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Orchestra.

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Antonio Vivaldi

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"Viola player coming through!"

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

No Bruch!

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Mozart with a violin case.

Music Freak.

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

First Violin Recital.

What your guitar says about you.

Mummy Musician

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

Air Sitar.

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

Barbara Streisand

Vampire with a violin

Superhero violinist

Johnny O'Keefe and Jack Benny.

"To accompany a dish of Fire Ants, I would recommend a Chateau Condat 92..."

Elvis fans

Recording Studio

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

Happy Thought.

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."