Violin Virtuoso Gifts

Don't sit next to the violinists.

Antonio Vivaldi

'Two years of music in high schol, four years at Julliard, one year with maestro Giovanni Cavollo. Thre more years studying composing at Surbonne. All that...for this!'

Roverdance.

'Hey, who's playing the maracas? Nobody in this band plays maracas.'

Mozart with a violin case.

Violin Practice

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

"I'd give my right arm to play the violin like you do, Mr. Bolenska."

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

'To think when I was a kid I was sent to violin lessons to keep me off the streets !'

The Shadow Fiddler

Vampire with a violin

Violinist on a Beach

Schunard

'We all have to do more with less. I may even have to auction off the Stradivarius.'

'Obama called for Israel to return to its 1967 borders, and looking at his immigration policy, he seems to want the U. S.... to return to its 1846 borders.

Orchestra.

Superhero violinist

No Bruch!

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

First Violin Recital.

Antonio Vivaldi

"For bigger tips I play the violin"

Nicolo Paganini

Mummy Musician

The Violin Artist

'No, no, no! Attack the vivace passages! Slow down the andante! Where is this great memory I'm always hearing about?'

His master class.

Johnny O'Keefe and Jack Benny.

Man leaving School of Music: They suggestd I switch from a violin to a CD player.

Elvis fans

Guns/Blunt Instruments.

'Ticket sales for my performances haven't been going too well.'

Discussing A Concert.