Violinist Gifts

A bow eating 'Rosin Bran'

"O.K., but this time with a little less feeling."

'I've hired this musician to play a sad melody while I give you a sob story why I didn't do my homework. It's actually quite effective.'

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

Violinist.

"The strings are catgut."

"Good. Now, this time, also flap our wings."

'Fiddler on a hot tin roof.'

Antonio Vivaldi

Rainbow Quartet

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

Combing Baseball and Violin Practice.

"What the ponytail for the downbeat."

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Cultured Pearls

Violin Practice

A Symphony of Penguins

Antonio Vivaldi

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

"I'd give my right arm to play the violin like you do, Mr. Bolenska."

Perils of a violin player.

The Swan.

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Lovers.

Violinist playing on his hair.

Violin Playing Snowman.

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

There was a difference of opinion on how to play the second movement.

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

Champagne Polka

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'Pluck me.'

Impressing dad.