Violinist Gifts

A bow eating 'Rosin Bran'

"O.K., but this time with a little less feeling."

'I've hired this musician to play a sad melody while I give you a sob story why I didn't do my homework. It's actually quite effective.'

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

'Wolfgang! Playing air violin is not practicing!'

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

Violinist.

Antonio Vivaldi

'Fiddler on a hot tin roof.'

"Good. Now, this time, also flap our wings."

"The strings are catgut."

Rainbow Quartet

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

Warning. . . This Image Includes Some Graphic Violins

"What the ponytail for the downbeat."

Combing Baseball and Violin Practice.

A Symphony of Penguins

Cultured Pearls

Violin Practice

Antonio Vivaldi

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Violinist playing on his hair.

Lovers.

The Swan.

Violin Playing Snowman.

"I'd give my right arm to play the violin like you do, Mr. Bolenska."

There was a difference of opinion on how to play the second movement.

Perils of a violin player.

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

Champagne Polka

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

Violinist plays stringy cheese