Pyrophobia Advocate Pillows

"It's like every year my fear gets a little worse."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Dog Nightmares

"Pencil eraser."

Red hot little combo

What's Their Secret?

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

I just can't understand Ho9w anyone could be afraid of clowns.

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

"Please don't blow it out, I've just invented it."

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

Death By Mattress

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

Psychiatrist. Claustrophobic, eh? The doctor is pretty busy today, but maybe I can squeeze you in.

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

'Don't hurt it.'

Danger! Snake heaven.

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

Psychiatry. It's funny. You're a germaphobe and the last patient on that couch has a phobia about soap!

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'I wish you had come in to see me sooner, before your phobia had started running wild.'

Customer: 'I'm looking for books to help me overcome my fear of mice and snakes.' Clerk: 'Oh. Eeeee-Books?'

"There was a bee."

The coward's way out.

"I swear! As soon as she saw me, she jumped onto a chair and started screaming! It was hilarious..."

'You didn't have to be so realistic about your fear of the unknown!'

'Gervaisaphobia': The feeling that Ricky Gervais is everywhere.

'I'm afraid of the dark.'

Lady reads book about beating phobias.

"I keep telling you - vertigo is NOT a fear of heights!"

Woman scared of bug

'Our workforce is exceptionally stable and grounded. We only hire agoraphobics...'

Insecurity guard: 'Are byou sure you didn't hear something- there it goes again!