Japanophiles Gifts

Shakuhachi!

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

French wine

Gunter Grass

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Jacques et Jille

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Atomic Bear: Part 14

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

this bordeaux speaks for itself

Friedrich Schiller

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

'Dropping the Pilot'-the Fall of Bismarck

French Army knife

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Spring in Japan.

A meeting on the pier

Petrarch

Emigrating to France.

Brexit

Lisbon Treaty.

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

Federica Mogherini

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

Alexandre Dumas (pere)

'Et tu Yakamoto?'