Puzzle Pooch Pillows

'Has anyone seen my book on pet psychology?'

"No no, I said sit!!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Dog Wrestling.

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

Literate Dogs.

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"I think he's lost."

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"Too goth?"

' Emergency Pet Hospital? My Basset Hound got into my husband's Viagara...'

'Oh look, John, it's Chirpie who's been firing darts at the cat - and all this time we thought it was the children.'

'Sit! Fetch! Beg! Heel! Speak! When will he make up his mind?'

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

''Free as a bird': Yeah right!'

Country mansion full of dogs.

How to be your own best friend...

Doggie with trust issues.

The Curb Dog Club

"Obedience school prepared me for everything but cats."

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

Walking The Dog.

Beware of the Overly Friendly Dog.