Puzzle Pooch Mugs

'Has anyone seen my book on pet psychology?'

"No no, I said sit!!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Dog Wrestling.

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Literate Dogs.

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"I think he's lost."

"Too goth?"

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

'Oh look, John, it's Chirpie who's been firing darts at the cat - and all this time we thought it was the children.'

' Emergency Pet Hospital? My Basset Hound got into my husband's Viagara...'

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

'Sit! Fetch! Beg! Heel! Speak! When will he make up his mind?'

How to be your own best friend...

''Free as a bird': Yeah right!'

Country mansion full of dogs.

Walking The Dog.

'I really hit the jackpot the day you came to the dog's home didn't I?'

Think we can sneak out? If I have to sniff one more butt, I'm gonna scream.

The Curb Dog Club

"Oh, come on, Honey, he's a dog...he's not gonna notice that we gave him cheaper dog food!"

"Obedience school prepared me for everything but cats."

Beware of the Overly Friendly Dog.