Bookish Pooch Mugs

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

'Bad Dogs And The Bitches Who Love Them'.

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

The practical psychopath

Good boy

'Cat Lit. You?'

Litteratti K9s.

K9 Literati.

Literate Dogs.

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

"Tonight... Hemingway."

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

"I wish I'd never taught him to read - now he takes forever to go to the bathroom."

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

How to be your own best friend...

The high fibre diet

101 uses of a dead cat: bookends.

'On the other hand, I really don't do that much reading.'

"I wouldn't read that book dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

Dog Food - A Guide.

"Is it your turn to star a conversation, or was that last month?"