Putting Persona Gifts

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"I, TikTok."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

Golf lessons

'Not that slowly back...'

My Spam Sketchbook

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

For sale - Used only Once.

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

'Something that'll get me googled,'

"You've got to blurb me to her."

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.

'Oh no. How are you going to get it out of that little hole?'

'You're away, Doc!'

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

At the golf detox clinic.

'He missed a 5-foot putt for eagle last year, so he had an exact replica of the green build into the yard.'

"Duh!"

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"Mind if we play through?"

The Disadvantage of Easier Golf Courses