'What a pity they didn't go to the same charm school!'
Public Persona Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift that respects a sharp tongue and a keen eye? Our playful products for the public persona critic blend humor with a touch of wit, perfect for anyone who loves to analyze, comment, and entertain with style. Whether they’re known for their blunt honesty or clever commentary, these gifts are a humorous nod to their creative critique.
Kritik's Korner
A little bird told me...
"Bleeeee! It's plastic."
The americanisation of vulture.
"I, TikTok."
Virtual Doctor
A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.
"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."
Stephen Fry
If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.
"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."
Armageddon
"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."
"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."
"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."
"This just in — I no longer have a job."
"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"
Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous
My Spam Sketchbook
"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"
Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't
Macho Vegetarian
Celebrity Gavin Henson
Ian Hislop
Elections in the USA
As Seen Watching TV
John Stride
Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'
Justin Timberlake
Barry Norman
Aladdin and the magic telemarketer lamp. Your first 3 wishes are free!* *By accepting wishes, user agrees to lifetime monthly charges, activation fees, and all applicable taxes.
Clive Anderson
Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.
Bernard Levin
Public Persona Critic Gifts Collection
Public Persona Critic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the witty critic—perfect for those who love to analyze and amuse with every sip.
Public Persona Critic Pillows
Bring humor home with pillows that celebrate the creative critic's sharp perspective—perfect for living rooms or offices.
Public Persona Critic Prints
Transform their space with prints that showcase the spirit of the witty critic—artful, clever, and full of personality.
Public Persona Critic T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that speak to the sharp critic—wear your humor and critique style proudly with our clever designs.