Putting Persona Pillows

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

Golf lessons

'Not that slowly back...'

My Spam Sketchbook

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

For sale - Used only Once.

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"You've got to blurb me to her."

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

'Oh no. How are you going to get it out of that little hole?'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'You're away, Doc!'

At the golf detox clinic.

"Duh!"

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

King of the Swingers.

"Mind if we play through?"

"Well. First of all, your stance is a little wide."