Pursuer Of Unconventional Methods Gifts

'Oh, stop complaining. The diet is working, isn't it?'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Boom

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"A possible eureka."

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

"Congratulations on your invention...but you don't have to rub it in."

Stone-age Patents

"'I'm checking my answers."

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

First Attempts: Wright Brothers. Hair-plane.

"Must...get...fresh...ideas."

Santa's elevator

'I only do biometric readings now.'

'Actually, sir, this might just be better than sliced bread.'

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

"Be careful with the ideas you generate during the brainstorming session, lest they result in another round of drug testing."

The Browntail Craptor

Yeah, maybe this would work better outside.

A man seeking wisdom from a bee at the top of a mountain

"The microwave isn't working and I needed to heat my lunch."

University Science Dept - Grant writer: 'EUREKA!'

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

"Your husband isn't responding to the normal treatment, Mrs Exley, but he is responding to the abnormal treatment."

STRIP Hambone: 'We've finally paid off the �23,000 on this one...'

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"Can't say I agree with his methods, but I'll be damned if there's a horse that man can't break."

'Would you have anything with that design in a tubetop?'

'He's invented a new cocktail, trouble is he can't get as far as the patent office.'

The Artists Fall-Back Career 'It's an easy gig to get once you stop waxing.'

Fish who dropped out of the school

"Your martini, sir, with iceberg lettuce."