Purr-trait Photographer Gifts

"Hurry up and take the pic! I can't hold this adorable pose all day!!"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Cat Reunion

Shelter Cat Nap

Meowlzebub

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"A kitten for your thoughts."

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

Re-home Sweet Home

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

Who am I kidding?

'As we all know your deceased Anna Clara was a devoted cat lover...'

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"Your next life will be so much better."

Christmas Presents for the Cat

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

"I can't tell whether my cat is happy or sad."

"This just in: Tinkles coughed-up a hairball, Mrs. Gray washed herself and everyone else took a long nap."

'It's an improvement, Wally, but I still won't marry you.'

Cat about to get an injection from a vet.