Purr-trait Photographer Gifts

"Hurry up and take the pic! I can't hold this adorable pose all day!!"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Cat Reunion

Shelter Cat Nap

Meowlzebub

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

'Quick! Take a picture!'

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"A kitten for your thoughts."

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Re-home Sweet Home

Cat Video Cinema.

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

"While a cure for curiosity remains elusive, it continues to take a deadly toll."

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

Who am I kidding?

'As we all know your deceased Anna Clara was a devoted cat lover...'

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"Your next life will be so much better."

Christmas Presents for the Cat

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

"I can't tell whether my cat is happy or sad."

"It has to be the chase, because, face it, ... mice don't taste that good."

'It's an improvement, Wally, but I still won't marry you.'