Purgatory Punsters Gifts

"Up here, we call it 'Nectar of the Gods' not 'Devil's Brew'!"

Tequila Mockingbird

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

"Hallelujah!"

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

A dog reads a newspaper

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

'Shakin' bacon.'

Industrial Disputes: the Early Years

"Jack Russell?"

Pork Sausage.

"I wish she's take us. She shops at the 99 scent store!"

-I once dreamed about carrots and peas,and then bet on two horses the next day called carrots and peas. Guess who won? -Who? -An outsider called mixed vegetables.

"What's the big deal with posting food pics on social networks?"

Fart. Le Poot.

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

"Yes, I know I only caught a lizard - it's called artistic license, Mildred!"

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

'I don't know what it is -- They invented it, and immediately started fighting over it.'

"Do you think there might be a bitcoin in it?"

"I just had a horrible dream - I was wallowing in apple sauce."

Flower: 'I wouldn't go in there if i were you Pal. The place is full of Skinheads.'

'Yeah, I tried that once.'

Prehistoric firing squad.

"I blame his old careers teacher myself, it was him who suggested he did a bank job."

'Relax...I heard our opponents today are huge pussies.'

Karat Stew - 'I think it needs more bullion.'

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom

"You gotta be kidding me... A Triceratops? Last week it was a Stegosaurus and a Pterodactyl the week before but never a Tyrannosaurus."