Purgatory Punsters Gifts

"Up here, we call it 'Nectar of the Gods' not 'Devil's Brew'!"

Tequila Mockingbird

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

"Hallelujah!"

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

A dog reads a newspaper

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

'Shakin' bacon.'

Industrial Disputes: the Early Years

"Yes, I know I only caught a lizard - it's called artistic license, Mildred!"

"What's the big deal with posting food pics on social networks?"

"Jack Russell?"

Fart. Le Poot.

Happy Hour 5-6, but don't read a lot into it.

-I once dreamed about carrots and peas,and then bet on two horses the next day called carrots and peas. Guess who won? -Who? -An outsider called mixed vegetables.

"I wish she's take us. She shops at the 99 scent store!"

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

Pork Sausage.

Flower: 'I wouldn't go in there if i were you Pal. The place is full of Skinheads.'

Unlike other places, around here "take a load off" means "get back to work."

I keep meaning to write my memoirs, but I never get around to it. It's your "oughta" biography!

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

"I just had a horrible dream - I was wallowing in apple sauce."

"Do you think there might be a bitcoin in it?"

'I don't know what it is -- They invented it, and immediately started fighting over it.'

Prehistoric firing squad.

Karat Stew - 'I think it needs more bullion.'

'Yeah, I tried that once.'

"I blame his old careers teacher myself, it was him who suggested he did a bank job."

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom

'Relax...I heard our opponents today are huge pussies.'