Piggy Punsters Gifts

"Since you tithed from the 'net' and not the 'gross', you're going to Hog Heaven instead."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Pet Cemetery.

Dog Walker

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

Chicken Funeral Planning.

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

A dog reads a newspaper

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

Hamlet.

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

"Cooky was askin' about you again."

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

Licker Store

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

'Nice try, Billy, but dogma is not a puppy's mother!'

'That's Princess... formerly 'Prince'.'

'And you, William Elwood Hoonavogel, are you willing to give up your free range status?'

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'And stop making that stupid clucking sound'

'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'