Piggy Punsters Pillows

"Since you tithed from the 'net' and not the 'gross', you're going to Hog Heaven instead."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Dog Walker

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

Chicken Funeral Planning.

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

A dog reads a newspaper

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

Hamlet.

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"Cooky was askin' about you again."

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

'Nice try, Billy, but dogma is not a puppy's mother!'

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'And stop making that stupid clucking sound'

'That's Princess... formerly 'Prince'.'

'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'

'And you, William Elwood Hoonavogel, are you willing to give up your free range status?'

'Play dead.'