Pet Punsters Pillows

"Jack Russell?"

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Dog Walker

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

Chicken Funeral Planning.

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

A dog reads a newspaper

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

"Cooky was askin' about you again."

Polly Clinic.

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

'Nice try, Billy, but dogma is not a puppy's mother!'

'And you, William Elwood Hoonavogel, are you willing to give up your free range status?'

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'And stop making that stupid clucking sound'

'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'

'That's Princess... formerly 'Prince'.'

"Be honest Walter...Is it me you really love or just the farm-fresh eggs every morning?"

'Play dead.'