Pet Lover's Punster Pillows

Cat watering catnip.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Iguana know what time it is.'

K9 Literati

'Out, damned Spot.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Dog Walker

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Bookworm in book, sign reads: 'Tome, Sweet Tome.'

2B or not 2B

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

A dog reads a newspaper

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

'Nice try, Billy, but dogma is not a puppy's mother!'