Paw-some Punster Pillows

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

"I never thought that Rex from no. 81 wold get 'emasculated'..."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Dog Walker

Pet Cemetery.

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Bitter End

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Licker Store

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Hamlet.

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

'Nice try, Billy, but dogma is not a puppy's mother!'

'That's Princess... formerly 'Prince'.'

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

His Other Shtick

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

'Play dead.'

Surfin' the web.