Pup Punster Pillows

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Dogs life

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Dog Walker

Pet Cemetery.

Litterary Dogs.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'We are gathered here...'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

"Hallelujah!"

Chicken Funeral Planning.

A dog reads a newspaper

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

"Cooky was askin' about you again."

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Licker Store

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'Nice try, Billy, but dogma is not a puppy's mother!'

'And stop making that stupid clucking sound'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

'That's Princess... formerly 'Prince'.'

His Other Shtick

'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'