Poodle Punster Pillows

"So the vet says, 'If this is my thermometer, then where's my pen?' . . . Get it!? . . . IS this thing on!?"

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Dogs life

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Litterary Dogs.

Dog Walker

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

"Hallelujah!"

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

Chicken Funeral Planning.

A dog reads a newspaper

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

"Cooky was askin' about you again."

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'Nice try, Billy, but dogma is not a puppy's mother!'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

'And stop making that stupid clucking sound'

'Shakin' bacon.'

His Other Shtick

'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'

'That's Princess... formerly 'Prince'.'

'Play dead.'

"Be honest Walter...Is it me you really love or just the farm-fresh eggs every morning?"

Headless Chicken picking out chief in a line up