Paw-some Prankster Pillows

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

'He ate all the magnets off of the refrigerator.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

A pony throws its rider.

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'Dog got your clog?'

Self-walking dog

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

Pants Uglifier!

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

'What - this is no parrot? Are you sure? The pet shop salesman is such an idiot! He should really look for a new job, eh?'

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

Happy New Year