Paw-sitive Pranksters Pillows

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

Extremely Practical Jokes.

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

Tartar sauce.

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Back to the Holidays

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'