Paw-sitive Pranksters Mugs

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Tartar sauce.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Back to the Holidays

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

He Did It!

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'