Pony Pranksters Pillows

Going Under the Horse Jump.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Tartar sauce.

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

A pony throws its rider.

'Dog got your clog?'

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Back to the Holidays

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

Self-walking dog