Pet Lover's Punster Mugs

Cat watering catnip.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Chicken soup for the sole.

K9 Literati

'Iguana know what time it is.'

'Out, damned Spot.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Pet Cemetery.

Dog Walker

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Bookworm in book, sign reads: 'Tome, Sweet Tome.'

2B or not 2B

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

A dog reads a newspaper

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Licker Store

Lit. Exam. I carefully read "Ulysses," "Dubliners" and "Finnegans Wake," but I was kicked out by the teacher for calling the exam a "multiple-Joyce" test.

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'