Pet Punsters Gifts

"Jack Russell?"

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Dog Walker

Pet Cemetery.

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

Chicken Funeral Planning.

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

A dog reads a newspaper

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Licker Store

Polly Clinic.

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"Cooky was askin' about you again."

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

'Nice try, Billy, but dogma is not a puppy's mother!'

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'And stop making that stupid clucking sound'

'And you, William Elwood Hoonavogel, are you willing to give up your free range status?'

'That's Princess... formerly 'Prince'.'

"Be honest Walter...Is it me you really love or just the farm-fresh eggs every morning?"