Puppy Punster Gifts

'Nice try, Billy, but dogma is not a puppy's mother!'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'Play dead.'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

The adorably cute Labradoor (A dog in the shape of a door)

Ventriloquists dummy.

'My bitch left me for another cur!'

Dog Training Institute

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Dogs life

Dog Walker

Pet Cemetery.

Litterary Dogs.

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Chicken Funeral Planning.

"Hallelujah!"

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

A dog reads a newspaper

Licker Store

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

"Cooky was askin' about you again."

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

'Shakin' bacon.'

'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

'And stop making that stupid clucking sound'