Puppy Trendsetter Gifts

"It's not so much a fear of thunder as it is a fashion statement."

"I was almost that last year."

Hair Crop Circle

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Upper East Side Dog Park

I think the cat wants to go out.

Knight walking a dog.

Puss in Heels

Merger at 28th and Lex

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Dog Jogger

Do you look like your pet ?

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Come at me, Bro!"

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Cat's Pajamas

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

Tartan Coats

"Bob's more realistic."

"Yeah, I don't get the whole bathroom selfie thing, either."

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

Man with spanner through his nose.

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

"It's finally fur coat weather."

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."