Puppy Trendsetter Pillows

"It's not so much a fear of thunder as it is a fashion statement."

Hair Crop Circle

"I was almost that last year."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

Upper East Side Dog Park

I think the cat wants to go out.

Knight walking a dog.

Puss in Heels

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

Merger at 28th and Lex

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Dog Jogger

Do you look like your pet ?

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Come at me, Bro!"

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Cat's Pajamas

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

"Bob's more realistic."

"Yeah, I don't get the whole bathroom selfie thing, either."

Tartan Coats

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

Christmas Ugly Sweater Contest

"It's finally fur coat weather."

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

Man with spanner through his nose.

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"