Puppy Page-turner Gifts

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

K9 Literati.

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Good boy

'To woof or not to woof...'

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

K9 Litterati.

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

'It's a wonderful new drug...a sort of injectable garlic.'

Discipline at Doggy School

...or how about this gorgeous little puppy ma'am? He's a Labrador Collie cross.

"Take this stuffed rabbit and chase it twice a day."

"I wish I'd never taught him to read - now he takes forever to go to the bathroom."

'Rubber pork chops. Excellent choice, Sir. With or without squeakers?'

"Don't worry, he won't hurt you intentionally."

How to be your own best friend...