Pup Page-turner Gifts

Good boy

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Dog training

"I see a couch."

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

'I think it's passed its sell-by date.'

Four Star Meal

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"I think he's lost."

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

"I wish I'd never taught him to read - now he takes forever to go to the bathroom."

What dogs want for Christmas.

'The man at the shelter promised he doesn't bark at all.'

'This is my little one. We call him 'Spot'.'

Parping dog.

A Dog's Grave.

'It's the thirteenth lamppost today...he's a golden reliever.'

'What about the arts? I need to learn MORE than just obedience!'

Dog's Flowchart.

How to be your own best friend...