Puppy-eyed Pushover Gifts

"How can you look into those eyes and make her sleep outside?"

Canine Companion

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Jr. cloning kit

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

Puppies

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

Balloon dog training

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Dog Calenders.

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

"What's worse, that or this?"

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

"We'll take him."