Puppy Escapade Enthusiast Gifts

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

"Pick me!"

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

A Change of Scene.

Puppy.

Dogs

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Dogs in a basket

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Fashion Week"

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'Who's best friend are you?'

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

Walking the dog.

"No not the puppy please"

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'