Puppy Passenger Enthusiast Gifts

'Which license do you wish to see?'

"Pick me!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Jr. cloning kit

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Why Poodles Become Killers

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

A Change of Scene.

Puppies

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Dogs

Puppy.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.