Puppy Passenger Gifts

"This high beltline is a deal breaker. Gotta be able to stick my head out the window when I drive."

Canine Companion

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'She's just great with the children.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

Balloon dog training

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

Pets on holiday.

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Portable Homes

Puppy Love.

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

"Do you want a bed or do you prefer to sleep on the furniture?"

'Which license do you wish to see?'

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"

"Have you gone mad?! Get your head in the car!"

"The dog park would be perfect if it weren't for all the people hanging about."

Passenger on a train blaming a clerical man for smoking

"No!"

My other dog is a golden retriever

'Keep looking, nerd, keep looking.'

Woman walking the dog on roller skates.

Pet Passport Photos

Mind your step!

'Excuse me - you haven't fastened your safety belt right!'