Dog Escapade Enthusiasts Gifts

Spot and Ginger know exactly whats going on... Their absence has been discovered.

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Snoopy with Laptop

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Not here - home!'

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

Chasebook

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"Gesundheit!"

Hombre's Best Friend.

Watchdog on Holiday

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

"You should run for president."

When Dogs Rule

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Prepper Dog

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

Dog fetches dice

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'