Dog Escapade Enthusiasts Pillows

Spot and Ginger know exactly whats going on... Their absence has been discovered.

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'Not here - home!'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

Chasebook

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Watchdog on Holiday

"Gesundheit!"

Hombre's Best Friend.

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"You should run for president."

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

Prepper Dog

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

When Dogs Rule

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

Dog fetches dice

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'