Dog Escapade Admirer Pillows

Houdini's Dog.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

No, I don

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Meow"

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

I'm sure it's fake.

There are no rats with collars...

Fifty Shades of Gray

"We should get out to the country more often."

Flea Philosophy.

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

Dogs and Chickens

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

Hyenas as Pets

"Now this is a dog park!"

"Okay, who's purring?"

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"I love it!"

It's for you.