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Houdini's Dog.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"He was a very good boy."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Meow"

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

There are no rats with collars...

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"We should get out to the country more often."

Fifty Shades of Gray

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

Flea Philosophy.

Hyenas as Pets

"Okay, who's purring?"

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"Now this is a dog park!"

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

Dogs and Chickens

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"I love it!"

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'