Puppies Gifts

"It's not going to throw itself."

"As unbelievable as it may seem to you today, this court was once a puppy, too."

"Cute is whatever you can get away with."

Puppy toys according to a human vs. puppy toys according to a puppy

Pet a Puppy

Beware of over-exuberant dog.

"The emotional support goes both ways."

'The grin is guaranteed for three months.'

'Mason, it appears that you're the only one in middle management who hasn't 'Liked' the 'Cute Puppy' video I posted on Facebook.'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

'When do we learn to bark for no good reason?'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"Well, in my day kiddo, we were well-behaved puppies: we were not sent to puppy school!"

"Oh yes, they're quite an intelligent breed."

"Oh, you mellow with age alright: I even like the postman now..."

To them it's just a Prada handbag

In our family son, we don't "fetch", we "retrieve"...

"If that one doesn't strike your fancy, sir, we have several others."

"I don't want to go with you and Master to the dog-park to socialise Mum: I'm in a bad mood!"

"Rex and I go back a long way: We've been friends since Puppy-School..."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"You'll see, he's not a bad Master, but for some weird reason he insists on my sitting before I cross the road..."

Dog Calenders.

Dog

'We already talked about this, I don't want kids.'

'My parents won't allow me to have pets unless you count the dust bunnies under my bed.'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

I can't believe it! You left my sight for only two minutes but managed to chew on three pairs!!

Dog with sign at pet shop - 'Has Fleas'.

Puppy Love.

"He's a lovely little dog but sometimes he gets a bit wild."

'What have you got in there, home-made fudge?'

Puppy love...

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Dog runs off with snowman's arm.