Puppies T-Shirts

"It's not going to throw itself."

"As unbelievable as it may seem to you today, this court was once a puppy, too."

"Cute is whatever you can get away with."

Pet a Puppy

Puppy toys according to a human vs. puppy toys according to a puppy

'The grin is guaranteed for three months.'

"Oh yes, they're quite an intelligent breed."

"Well, in my day kiddo, we were well-behaved puppies: we were not sent to puppy school!"

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'When do we learn to bark for no good reason?'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

Beware of over-exuberant dog.

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"If that one doesn't strike your fancy, sir, we have several others."

Dog runs off with snowman's arm.

"I don't want to go with you and Master to the dog-park to socialise Mum: I'm in a bad mood!"

"Rex and I go back a long way: We've been friends since Puppy-School..."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"You'll see, he's not a bad Master, but for some weird reason he insists on my sitting before I cross the road..."

Dog

'We already talked about this, I don't want kids.'

'My parents won't allow me to have pets unless you count the dust bunnies under my bed.'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

I can't believe it! You left my sight for only two minutes but managed to chew on three pairs!!

Dog with sign at pet shop - 'Has Fleas'.

Puppy Love.

"He's a lovely little dog but sometimes he gets a bit wild."

'What have you got in there, home-made fudge?'

Puppy love...

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Dog

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

"They call this a coffee table, but it tastes nothing like coffee."

St. Bernard with Puppies

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."