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'I'm here to see you, Kleinfelter - I'm through negotiating with your puppets.'

'And this is the pressure point for your nose.'

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'He does.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Imagination

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

Jack in the Box

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"They're class action figures."

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

Perfection

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly