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'I'm here to see you, Kleinfelter - I'm through negotiating with your puppets.'

'And this is the pressure point for your nose.'

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Sock Puppet in Literature

'He does.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Imagination

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Jack in the Box

"They're class action figures."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

Perfection

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."