Punning Foodie Pillows

I'm still hungry. Go back four seconds.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"A little lamb please."

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

You heard right - one large cheese pizza, and tell the driver to take it out of the box and leave it in the yard,

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Doughnut Criminals

Beef Wellingtons

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

Octopi a la mode.

Deviled HamDeviled Eggs.

Onion Guillotine

Pickled beets.

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

"I'm going to start with the antipasta."

"Guac-A-Mole"

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"