Punk Pastoralist T-Shirts

Cow Piercing.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Nice haircut."

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

Punkins

Vivienne Westwood

'Punk Rock?'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

When Holy Cows Are Sent Out To 'Pastor'.

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

"He was much more effective in the field."

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

Ian Dury

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Australian punk

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Original punks go to reunion

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

"What should I say this is about?"

Punk Angel

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

Hedgehog/Punk Romance

William Hague as a punk.

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."